deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

1 hour ago with 567872 notes · Via prof-riversnog @ deluminator

maryirishhoran:

If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.

2 hours ago with 160636 notes · Via slightlyloki @ maryirishhoran

barackobotm:

shortly before this we were talking about how hot satan is

4 hours ago with 66459 notes · Via slightlyloki @ poodlepunk

sexybritishllama:

u know everyone always talks about sexual tension but is there such a thing as platonic tension

like ‘wow youre really cool and funny and i want to be your friend but i dont feel like we’re there yet im just gonna stand here and hope you engage me in conversation’

5 hours ago with 69704 notes · Via arminarlerted @ sexybritishllama
#about
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8 hours ago with 2513 notes · Via soccercoppy @ punkrockho
#Orphan Black #Helena will be a beautiful parent

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

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will u ever be proud of me mom

11 hours ago with 240075 notes · Via thats-so-eren @ babebraham
13 hours ago with 217 notes · Via frankietypes @ wwashupp
14 hours ago with 492 notes · Via soccercoppy @ noelroeim
#Orphan Black
16 hours ago with 30080 notes · Via arminarlerted @ garythecloud
#about

johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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17 hours ago with 535365 notes · Via prof-riversnog @ braginskey
19 hours ago with 1860 notes · Via soccercoppy @ solthree
#Community #this show is perfect

herhmione:

pussy-destroyer3000:

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

I’m not even a lesbian but this made me laugh

r u sure pussy-destroyer3000

20 hours ago with 342091 notes · Via decoderenegade @ can-i-be-your-favorite-bird

feffery:

current emotion: i need money

22 hours ago with 407490 notes · Via arminarlerted @ heavysmoved
#about

In Ukraine I was police detective, I shot many criminals. Then I was brilliant scientist, but I quit to be with my family. Divorced, after rehab drinking problems. But now I am with my sestra, having adventures.

23 hours ago with 6540 notes · Via soccercoppy @ echofades
#Orphan Black
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